"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."
a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE
imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

perksofbeingafanboy:

*buys even more books despite already having a pile of books to read*

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

tyleroakley:

jowee-gruseffuh:

I really see no difference.

Just realized how I’m Ellen, yet again.
tyleroakley:

jowee-gruseffuh:

I really see no difference.

Just realized how I’m Ellen, yet again.

tyleroakley:

jowee-gruseffuh:

I really see no difference.

Just realized how I’m Ellen, yet again.

"I know exactly what I would do with immortality: I would read every book in the library."
Mark Jason Dominus (via observando)

cyberblogging:

do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you

turnblrbot:

do you ever wanna hug someone so badly your chest aches

luciancharles:

"Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul." - Oscar Wilde (at London)