barrelbody:

More food soon! Promise! Until then, eat this breakfast.

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

"…Art thou afeard
To be the same in thine own act and valour
As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
Which thou esteem’st the ornament of life,
And live a coward in thine own esteem,
Letting ‘I dare not’ wait upon ‘I would,’
Like the poor cat i’ the adage?"
Lady Macbeth (Macbeth, Act I scene vii)
cumber-benedict:

who made this omg

cumber-benedict:

who made this omg

sablesigyn:

This anagram is blowing my mind right now. Discovered by Cory Calhoun. The letters in:

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune"

can be rearranged to spell:

"In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten"
 
This is true. I checked it!

nudityandnerdery:

"I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest."

I love that line.

collegehumor:

Because don’t we all want to do a touchdown dance sometimes?
Finish reading —> If Real Life were More Like Sports
collegehumor:

Because don’t we all want to do a touchdown dance sometimes?
Finish reading —> If Real Life were More Like Sports
collegehumor:

Because don’t we all want to do a touchdown dance sometimes?
Finish reading —> If Real Life were More Like Sports

collegehumor:

Because don’t we all want to do a touchdown dance sometimes?

Finish reading —> If Real Life were More Like Sports

"

Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

"

distractedbyshinyobjects

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

Things I did not know, but should.

(via elfgrove)

This is a post that might save a life. 

(via str8nochaser)

My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

(via darkjez)

Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

(via callingoutsexists)

Again: i have to teach this Every Semester. Right next to the Geena Davis stats about women in and making films.

(via lipstick-feminists)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet